Because I haven’t done one in a while:
Sonja: Man, I tried this “body butter” stuff from The Body Shop because it was a free sample and it’s icky. And now I feel all sticky and gross. (The check out girl put free samples in my bag and told me I had to try it because it “smells nummy.”)
Skye: 
does it smell nummy?
Sonja: I guess so. But it feels like dog slobber.
Skye: that’s gross
Sonja: Yeah
Skye: i really don’t want to snuggle with you now
Sonja: Stupid checkout girl.
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