That Guy I Married has been making me laugh all week.
Giggle-snort #1
He says:
i’m waiting for mary to type a draft email to send to some guy basically telling him we don’t want to test his [confidential worky thing] before this weekend because we’ve already confirmed it works. but she’s trying to say it in a nice way so he doesn’t get pissed off or anything. here’s her first draft:
dEaR [nAmE],
lol we broke evrythng, help lol
MaRy*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*
Giggle-snort #2
The funniest part of this is the filename. It’s called men_at_work.jpg. (That Guy I Married is 2nd from the right in the light blue shirt and glowing New Balances. And lest you think they’re dressed that way just because it’s “casual Friday,” let me assure you that casual Friday does not exist there.)
Giggle-snort #3
*watching Mandisa sing on American Idol finale*
TGIM: How did they measure her for that dress? GPS satellite technology?
Me: You’re mean.
TGIM: Hey what are those guys called who stand at the road and look through the scope thingies at each other?
Me: Surveyors.
TGIM: Yeah.
Me: *delayed reaction* Quit being mean!
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