Can I help that I get such a kick out of weird search terms used to find my site? Here are the best ones of late, taken verbatim from my site meter:

band-aid ears
hurt my bum
wide arse pictures
how to get rid of stinky BO out of shirts
hiding stuff up your bum
buttcrack pics

You people bum me out and crack me up and make me laugh my arse off until I sweat and get stinky BO in my shirts. I don’t know how to get band-aid ears in there, but I’m sure if I sat here long enough, I’d find a way.

Last Year In The Life Of Sonja: Xmas Spirit (I didn’t realize until just now that I wore the same shirt today that I wore last year on December 22. I don’t know if that’s cool or not, but eh. I do have to point out that I looked ever so much more goth and weird in it last year than I do in it this year without my black hair. Oh well.)