I think I need a break.
I dreamed last night that I was at my first booksigning. Except you know what happens when an eBook author does a booksigning? Nothing. Why? Because there is nothing to sign. So I’m not quite sure what was going on with that.
But at least it wasn’t all for naught, because in addition to not signing non-existent books at my booksigning, I was also selling bras.
Yes. Bras.
I have nothing against bras. In fact, I’m generally in favor of bras. However, I have never sold bras and never do I plan to sell bras. Especially at a non-existent booksigning.
Whatever.
Here’s your American Idol update, in case you didn’t get to watch it last night: Blah. That is all. Oh wait, one more thing: Ryan and Simon just need to explore their feelings for each other and get it over with so we don’t have to listen to them bicker on the show to cover their ever-growing lust for each other. There. That is all. For real this time.
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