Sonja Foust, Romance Author

1. December 2007: Purchased a brand new 2008 fully loaded Honda Accord.
2. Jan-Mar 2008: Discovered many lovely features of brand new Honda Accord, including the ability to open all the windows and the sunroof at the same time using a combination of keys on the key fob.
3. March 1, 2009, 4:00 p.m.: Drove to the grocery store to stock up for El Blizzardo de 2009.
4. March 1, 2009, sometime between 5 p.m. and midnight: Sat on key fob in just such a way that the “feature” which opens all the windows and the sunroof at the same time got activated.
5. March 2, 2009, 7:45 a.m.: Went outside to drive to work, thought, “Why is there no snow on the windows?”, discovered that the windows were open, proceeded to spit, swear, and cry.
6. March 2, 2009, 8:30 a.m.: Drove to work in slightly damp vehicle.
7. March 2, 2009, 5:00 p.m. (expected): Discover bits of ice in every crack in the car, hope to god all electronics still function.

And that is just life sometimes. Still, it’s probably better if you just don’t talk to me for the rest of the day, ok? Tomorrow will be better. It has to be.

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