Asymmetry
If I didn’t know I was asymmetrical before, I do now. My bridesmaid dress for Skye’s wedding came today. Here’s the model:

Aaaaand, here’s me.

As you can see, there’s a little room on top. At first, I thought maybe I could hide the fact that I don’t quite… uh… fill it out. You know, save $50 on tailoring…

But two pairs of rolled up socks were, sadly, lacking. Four pairs? (That’s EIGHT socks, people. Eight.)

But even I could not show up at a wedding looking like… Well, I’ll just show you.

So, it’s off to the tailor I go. “Please make my tiny chest work in this dress that fits perfectly everywhere else. Thank you.” Ah, the humbling experience that is putting on a dress.
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My name is Sonja Foust. I'm a romance author and internet dork. 
