Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

It’s that awkward time when I know I have neglected my blog, I would like to come back, but I don’t know if I should just pretend I wasn’t MIA for a few weeks and resume my regular posting schedule without fanfare, or apologize to you all for depriving you of the joy of my posting and swear that I have returned to stop your pain. The latter seems more than a little stuck up, but the former just doesn’t sit right, so here’s my awkward apology-slash-announcement of my imminent return:

Um, sorry. I’m back now.