I’m usually not into royal stuff. Number 1, I’m an American. Number 2 (heh heh), I like fart jokes, so that automatically disbars me from anything royal. Number 3, I’m happy in my little unfamous world, where I can walk down the street without people rushing to immortalize on film every action, fashion choice, and time I scratch my butt.

But I got sucked into the royal wedding a little today. Mostly because I don’t think princes should scratch their butts, for real.

Oh Harry, you little scamp.

Also because princesses shouldn’t wear hats like this. I might be able to pull it off though.

Bea. For real?

Did you watch the royal wedding? Are you into this sort of thing, or is it a today-only deal?