Enjoy the funny!

This baby is unrelated to me. I just thought the picture was funny.

“I like your content” #BlogNerdPick-upLine -Jamie

Am very pleased to discover that my phone autocorrects at least five misspelled “s” words to “stud”. -Katharine

Boss reading my book, wanted to high-five me. Came *this close* to making wildly inappropriate inquiry re: what he’s been doing w/ that hand -Tawna

If Nicholas Sparks had written A Tale of Two Cities, one of the cities would have died of cancer. #sparksfacts -SparksFacts

OH: “I’m using The royal Y’all” -chiatar

[The baby] basics were cheap. Clean onsie. Diaper. Boob. -Brittany

(Well, ok. Maybe it’s not THAT good… Here’s the lost cat flyer thread, in case you live under a rock.)

The background on this is that our property manager sent around an email to alert everyone that a car was parked in the wrong spot. It went to everyone in our office. And then the Reply Alls started pouring in. Actual email thread (details removed to protect the ridiculous) at my office yesterday:

From: Donna

Subject: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

There is a White Nissan Sentra parked in a reserved space.  Dean’s Towing will be called at 3:00 today to move the vehicle at the owners expense.  THANKS for yourhelp!!

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From: Victoria

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

Why are they letting Scandinavian children drive?

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From: Jim

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

I’m going to need to see a driver’s license.

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From: Kristen

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

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Herein I will tell you how I came to be unhooking my bra in front of a strange man.

I’ve been feeling a little fat lately (probably because I am a little fat lately), so I was thrilled when I found a dress on sale this weekend that didn’t look like a hot air balloon when I put it on. AND it was on sale. So I bought it.

I wore it Saturday and the problem of showing bra straps became immediately obvious. I am not a crafty person by any stretch, but I figured I could pretty easily sew in some bra strap keeper-inners like so:

How hard could that be?

Except, since I never ever sew or do anything remotely crafty, I had no ribbon, edging, thread, or even snaps in my entire house.

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