Best Email Thread Since Lost Cat Flyer

(Well, ok. Maybe it’s not THAT good… Here’s the lost cat flyer thread, in case you live under a rock.)

The background on this is that our property manager sent around an email to alert everyone that a car was parked in the wrong spot. It went to everyone in our office. And then the Reply Alls started pouring in. Actual email thread (details removed to protect the ridiculous) at my office yesterday:

From: Donna

Subject: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

There is a White Nissan Sentra parked in a reserved space.  Dean’s Towing will be called at 3:00 today to move the vehicle at the owners expense.  THANKS for yourhelp!!

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From: Victoria

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

Why are they letting Scandinavian children drive?

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From: Jim

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

I’m going to need to see a driver’s license.

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From: Kristen

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

 

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From: Kristen

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

Maybe we can put this on the renegade Nissan Sentra.

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From: Victoria

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

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From: Matt

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

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From: Victoria

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space

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From: Brandon

Subject: Re: Car parked in Scandinavian Child reserved space