Weekend One-Liners

Enjoy the funny!

This baby is unrelated to me. I just thought the picture was funny.

“I like your content” #BlogNerdPick-upLine –Jamie

Am very pleased to discover that my phone autocorrects at least five misspelled “s” words to “stud”. –Katharine

Boss reading my book, wanted to high-five me. Came *this close* to making wildly inappropriate inquiry re: what he’s been doing w/ that hand –Tawna

If Nicholas Sparks had written A Tale of Two Cities, one of the cities would have died of cancer. #sparksfacts –SparksFacts

OH: “I’m using The royal Y’all” –chiatar

[The baby] basics were cheap. Clean onsie. Diaper. Boob. –Brittany