And We’re Back

You guys, my blog (and, in fact, my entire site) disappeared Thursday evening and it was gone until late Friday night. I went over 24 hours without a presence on the interwebs. It was traumatic. If my blog were kissable, I would have kissed it when it came back online.

A reenactment of my joy upon finding my blog restored

For a while, I wasn’t sure I’d be able to get it back. So, I had back-up plans:

  1. Say “screw it all anyway” and never blog again.
  2. Reinvent myself, possibly as a mommy blogger… without kids. (See how I twisted that? Genius.)
  3. Buy asscake.org and cash in on my SEO. (Thanks for the idea, Brandon.)
  4. Change my name, dye my hair, quit my job, move to Fort Fisher and live in the hermit bunker. (Yes, I briefly considered this, all as a result of my blog disappearing.)

Luckily, it’s all back to normal today. The sun is shining, fall is here, and I am still Sonja Foust: Blogger, Author, Internet Dork. All is right with the world.