You guys, my blog (and, in fact, my entire site) disappeared Thursday evening and it was gone until late Friday night. I went over 24 hours without a presence on the interwebs. It was traumatic. If my blog were kissable, I would have kissed it when it came back online.
For a while, I wasn’t sure I’d be able to get it back. So, I had back-up plans:
- Say “screw it all anyway” and never blog again.
- Reinvent myself, possibly as a mommy blogger… without kids. (See how I twisted that? Genius.)
- Buy asscake.org and cash in on my SEO. (Thanks for the idea, Brandon.)
- Change my name, dye my hair, quit my job, move to Fort Fisher and live in the hermit bunker. (Yes, I briefly considered this, all as a result of my blog disappearing.)
Luckily, it’s all back to normal today. The sun is shining, fall is here, and I am still Sonja Foust: Blogger, Author, Internet Dork. All is right with the world.