I’m Not Dead Yet

My absence here is mostly because of my not-absence everywhere else, so I’m going to give you a roadmap to follow so you can still find me, ok? Let’s go!

What I Wrote

I tried out a splatter manicure. It blew. Heh heh heh heh heh.

This pretty little martini turned out looking like a cup of grease. Because I’m amazing.

I am responsible for these blue balls.

I combined liquor and children’s candy. What could possibly go wrong?

Turns out that the way I make Martha Stewart’s pomegranate-champagne punch makes it taste like bug puke.

You can use tin foil to dispose of cooking grease. Unless you’re me.

And I attempted a hairstyle that made my hair look even stupider than usual. Quite a feat, I know.

On Teh Internets

I got a mention on a business blog about Pinterest. Yeah, I don’t know either. I’m probably the least business-like person I know, especially when it comes to Pinterest.

What I Read

“The French Maid” by Sabrina Jeffries. Loved it! Wonderful short story that really gave me a sense of both main characters. It was a quick, fun read and I really enjoyed it!

The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games #1) by Suzanne Collins. Holy poop, people. This is good stuff. If you are thinking that this book can’t be THAT great because it’s a Young Adult book, get over that right now. Intricate plotting, beautiful character development, and thought-provoking themes. I really enjoyed this.

Day Job

I wrote some pretty good stuff on the blog, if I do say so myself. Have a look-see.

Also, here is a super cool video (videography by me) of our CD, Matt, fishing (literally) a plastic bag out of a tree.

Other Crap

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