What’s In My Purse

So this morning I was busy thinking of a topic to write about today on the blog (read: watching YouTube videos and generally farting around) when I came across Jenna Marbles’ new video where she showed the inside of her purse.

(Language warning… Don’t turn up the volume if you’re at work. Just sayin’.)

Anyway, I love Jenna, but I was appalled. Appalled, I tell you. Here’s what was in my purse.

Honestly, I was feeling pretty smug about that. I was all, “Look at my clutter-free minimalist purse, I am amazing.”

And then I went and looked at my inbox. So, in fairness, here is a picture of that.

(Yes, that’s a tripod. In my inbox.) Obviously, purse clutter is not my problem, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a problem. Yeesh.

Also, my Halloween decorations are not still “up,” per se, but they are in piles in the living area of my house because I haven’t managed to get them all dragged up the stairs and put away like a functioning human being would have done already.

So, feel better about yourselves, people. Everyone has a thing. Today, though, I am going to tackle that damn inbox if it kills me. And then I won’t have a thing. Neener neener.

Here’s what else has been going on lately:

What I Wrote

Ivory soap clouds came to the blog, and I used the phrase “labia-shaped.”

Coincidence and Fate were being cute, so I sent in Pessimism to shut ‘em up.

We talked a little about NaNoWriMo and gas. NaNoWriMo is still not going well. The gas is better, though.

And, finally, I made enough chicken & noodle surprise to feed the hungry masses… which was mostly me, and I couldn’t stand that many leftovers.

On Teh Internets

Agent Courtney featured an old blog post of mine on NaNoWriMo. Oh, the irony. My wordcount, she is awful. I should probably take my own advice and get going on that, huh?

Up on CraftFail, I tried out the modern bun and got a modern fail.

Other Crap

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  • DrunkOnPop.com

    LOL! My entire life is a cluttered mess and I want to work on it… but meh lol. My purse is not nearly as crazy as Jenna’s. I’m right in between the two of you.

    • DrunkOnPop.com

      I take that back. I don’t have a million lip gloss or snacks in my bag, but I do have dog pop bags and a flashlight and some other crazy nonsense that she does. AND SO MANY RECEIPTS. So I’m closer to her than to you lol.

  • Rachel

    Oh, lady, you are way ahead of the game…there is a skeleton window cling and some spiderweb lights staring at me from my front windows right now…taken down and in piles is apparently more functioning than I’m capable of.