Freebie Book!

Lisa and I have just finished a sweet little freebie book! In order to get it, you need to sign up for our email list at… But beware, we talk trash and fling dirt. Don’t tell our grandmas.

This one is abso-toot-ly free, free, free forever and ever amen and it’s our 25 reasons to stop making excuses, stop procrastinating, get going, find your muse (or your mule), and write, dammit!

Your little special bonus at the end is one more big, fat, juicy tip (heh, tip) on how to get your bum in gear and bang out those words. (Hint: We use this one ALL THE TIME!) Get it now!

And– don’t forget– we’ve still got two other books on writing available at Amazon right now for the low, low price of 3 tiny bucks each. Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis: The Badass Guide to Writing Your First Book will give you all the tools (heh, tools) you need to get your first book out of your head and onto paper (or, you know, your computer screen). And Whiskey-Pissing Unicorns: How to Lose or Quit Your Job and Become a Badass Writer is full of inspiration and how-tos for catching your metaphorical unicorn of dreams and happiness. It’s pretty awesome.

P.S. If you are despairing of the fact that you don’t have a Kindle, fear not! Kindle books can be read on pretty much any device you own if you download the free Kindle app for it. Go forth and read!

P.P.S. If you’re outside of the United States, the Amazon links we gave you won’t work, but our books are available for you to download! Just search for the title on your Amazon site and it should come up!