Vanquish Your Publishing Demons

Hey dudes. Lisa and I have been quiet, I know. For a while there, we were putting out a new book like every two weeks. This one took us more like three. I know, we’re slackers. But we’re done now.

This one is called Vampires and Tantric Sex: How to Publish Your Book Like a Bona Fide Badass. We’re going to demystify the misty, misty world of publishing for ya, and we’re going to include a whole bunch of sex puns because they just come for us. (See what I did there?)


This little beauty is free and easy (snerk) until June 3, so grab it now. And, if you really love me, you’ll leave a review on Amazon, please pretty please with a cherry (heh) on top.

Also, don’t forget we’ve got a couple of other little gems for you, too, that are only three tiny dollars:

Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis: The Badass Guide to Writing Your First Book


Whiskey-Pissing Unicorns: How to Lose or Quit Your Job and Become a Badass Writer

They’re both really good, if we do say so ourselves. And we do.

P.S. If you are despairing of the fact that you don’t have a Kindle, fear not! Kindle books can be read on pretty much any device you own if you download the free Kindle app for it. Go forth and read!

P.P.S. If you’re outside of the United States, the links I gave you won’t work, but our books are available for you to download! Just search for the title on your Amazon site and it should come up!

Write Dammit Cover 160x245We also have a little freebie for you if you go sign up for our email list on called 25 Reasons to Write, Dammit. It’s just a quickie (hee) full of little bits of motivation for you.

Also, completely off-topic, I have a post up over at Pintester today that I would really like you to go see. It’s called The Pintester Movement and it’s a whole bunch of bloggers getting together to blog about their Pinterest tests, whether they worked or not. I’ve seen some of the entries already and, guys, they are good. Please support these brave bloggers and visit! Thanks!