You wrote it. You published it. Now, let’s sell you some bookage…
In honor of the fresh, hot release… (next we’ll be writing erotica) of Market Like a Mofo: How to Sell More Copies of Your Badass Book, we have our sexy new Indiana Jones whips out and are shredding every damn thing in sight. And you thought marketing your book was going to be dull.
/insert fierce and shockingly loud whip sounds/
As soon as you get your copy, you’ll dive in and take the opening quiz, which is based on how much time and money you want to spend, and whether or not you are self-publishing or working with a traditional publisher. Then plummet straight into one of our four non-techie, done-for-you, can’t-possibly-miss marketing plans.
Of course, we also tell you exactly how WE did it, and we have additional chapters for all you smartypantsers and those of you who want to roll your own plan.
Sound like a giant hell-yeah taco with face-melting fabulous sauce? Well, it comes with a side of smokin’ hot FREE, between August 1 and August 5, so you better click through and grab you some digital “Yeah, Baby!” before they’re all gone forever.
How to be a real hero
And hey, if you read it and get something good out of it, would you please give us a review on Amazon? It’s not nearly as fun as a wine slushy, but it puts virtual jet fuel in our writing biplane and pays for new whips. Every badass writer needs a whip. And they wear out so quickly. Snif. So please write us a review, and if you’re feeling extra givey-helpy, go through and “thumbs up” the other great reviews you see and like.
How to wrangle an invitation to our “Whip Party”
The most reviews we’ve ever gotten for a book was for our first one, Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis: The Badass Guide to Writing Your First Book . As of this email, we have 25 for that one, most of them 5 star. If we get 25 reviews for Marketing Mofo, we will hold a “Whip Party” online.
Here’s how a Badass Whip Party works…
Once we get 25 reviews on Marketing Mofo, we will send out an email inviting you to tell us your toughest book writing, publishing, or marketing hurdle that you just don’t seem to be able to clear.
We’ll also add you to our Private Badass Writing Whip Party Facebook Group.
Then, on a specific date (we’ll announce it via our email list, so go sign up at BadassWriting.com), we will post the problems and our answers/ideas for how you can whip that problem into shape. And of course, all of you can introduce yourselves and help each other out with cheering and more advice on how to navigate past the poison dart walls to nab the golden writing-publishing-marketing statue.
If you can’t be there on that specific date, you can always take a look at the thread later and keep interacting with the others from the Badass Writing community.
Big. Solid gold. Win.
So. Your Mission…
- Go get your free copy of Market Like a Mofo.
- Write us an awesome review on Amazon. (Thumbs-up other great reviews, as desired.)
- Email us your toughest writing, publishing, and marketing problems.
- (Once we pass 25 reviews) JOIN OUR WHIP PARTY on Facebook!
Whip it, badass. Whip it good. Then sit back and enjoy your dirty martini. You’ve earned it.
Lisa & Sonja
The Dynamic Duo of Book Badassery
PS: How would you write a whip crack sound? Wuh-PSHHH, maybe? Kuh-TCHH! Wah-TCHA? Hm. Please go on our Badass Writing Facebook page and tell us the answer.
PPS: Here’s your link to the FREE Market Like a Mofo book again. Tell everyone!